Scheduled to last up to three weeks, the trial of dangerous racial heretics Simon Sheppard and Luke O’Farrell is sure to attract huge media attention in 2007. So don’t miss out! Here is a golden opportunity to promote your business before an audience of millions!

At very reasonable rates, one or both defendants will undertake to wear a T-shirt of your design before the lenses of the world’s media. Below you can see mock-ups of two designs we already have in preparation for the first day of the trial.

LUKE O’FARRELL

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